misquotes & sidesteps (and hiding behind podiums)

[Paul M. Moriarty]

Give me a freakin' break.

Like everything else associated with BayLISA, being postmaster is a
volunteer effort. There's no glory involved, just work.  

<sarcasm>
If you think you can make a _positive contribution_ to the organization,
demonstrate it to the board.  Perhaps they'll offer you the opportunity
to do something for nothing and then random people can shit on you
because they don't like the job you're doing.
</sarcasm>